Say What You Feel
"Sad day for men."
So I’m working my last shift at BK, and this guy walks in, he looked happy and clean. I asked for his order he said I want 4 sandwiches of the day. I said why not get five trying to up sell because my douche of a manger was behind me. He said no it’s for a friend. I said oh cool and asked if it was his girlfriend he laughed and said no in a certain way, were you can just sense the friend zone. Then I yelled “BUSTED” kinda too loud, and said bro your in the friend zone! Just to confirm my suspicion he mumbles, “me and Thandy are just really good friends.” And then I said “If she left you go balls deep would you?” So he admits to liking her but says he can’t do anything because there’s another guy. And then we talked for like five minutes and I told him to just go for it and see what happens, friends come and go, life’s to short to not say “I love you”, YOLO, basically any cliche I could think of to dig this poor nice guy out of the friendship zone hole he was buried six feet deep in… and I though it worked he said things like YEAH YOUR RIGHT! Why the fuck isn’t her guy getting bk for her? NICE GUYS GET PUSHED AROUND! so he takes his food and off he goes to find Thandy and fuck the living shit out of her! Pumped up as a balloon! I feel really good about myself one less guy in the world getting taken advantage of by some girl. The sad miserable fuck comes in not thirty minutes later and tells me that he forgot to get zesty sauce and he didn’t come with the bag. So I asked how did it go? Did make a move, beat up her boyfriend. He says no the two of them were “watching a movie” and they wanted zesty sauce so I thought I’d be a good friend and walk 15 minutes back to get some for her because I’m a nice guy. That is the saddest thing I’ve ever heard. I hope Thandy get’s hit by a car.
